Saturday, January 26, 2008

How Do I Look Good Naked?

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I don't understand how a man can be fat, ugly, bald, hairy, scruffy, smelly, unkempt (sounds like new names for the seven dwarfs), yet insist on critiquing our bodies! "Get a load of the blimp walking this way! Look at those sagging breasts. Look at the ass on her! I'll bet those aren't real. Look at the old battleaxe over there. She's a dried up old prune. Do you think she could wear any more makeup? She's too skinny. She's too fat. She's a hideous beast. Look at those bird legs. She's got too many muscles. Her feet are too big. She's too tall, She's ugly."

Why do WE have to be Miss America and they can look like Mr. Elephant Man? I don't get it, do you?

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